Comments on: Christian Zombie Cult http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html The Life and Thoughts of a Modern Day American Heathen Mon, 07 May 2012 01:49:50 -0400 hourly 1 By: Granamyr/Danielle http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html#comment-1093 Granamyr/Danielle Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:43:49 +0000 http://uncajoe.org/domains/aheathensday.com/?p=1009#comment-1093 LOL! The nerve of you, H. *chuckle* LOL! The nerve of you, H. *chuckle*

]]> By: Hrafnkell Haraldsson http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html#comment-1091 Hrafnkell Haraldsson Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:53:38 +0000 http://uncajoe.org/domains/aheathensday.com/?p=1009#comment-1091 @Ulfrun: If you remember the joke, share it here!<br /><br />@[Un]Censored: when you put it that way... LOL Probably doesn't help them that some of their popes have actually looked like zombies.<br /><br />@Gran: sounds like the Manson Family to me. Soilent green, huh? LOL I remember that film. It's a shame they only eat their god. If they ate each other too... @Ulfrun: If you remember the joke, share it here!

@[Un]Censored: when you put it that way… LOL Probably doesn't help them that some of their popes have actually looked like zombies.

@Gran: sounds like the Manson Family to me. Soilent green, huh? LOL I remember that film. It's a shame they only eat their god. If they ate each other too…

]]> By: Granamyr/Danielle http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html#comment-1089 Granamyr/Danielle Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:10:07 +0000 http://uncajoe.org/domains/aheathensday.com/?p=1009#comment-1089 You know if their god works some sort of funky magick so they can eat his/son's flesh and drink his blood...whatev.<br /><br />The Church claims they have hosts that have turned into fleshy pieces and droplets of blood that they put on display for veneration sometimes. I guess...again, if their god does that for them, great. But, if Criss Angel can make me think he's levitating or pulling someone in half...I see it as no big feat to fool "the flock" into believing in a "miracle".<br /><br />But yes, one minute it's absolutely real flesh and blood. And the next it's, no they're not cannibals. So...it's flesh and blood but...because their god works a miracle so that the accidents of the bread remain but the substance changes...so it looks like bread and tastes like bread but is flesh and blood...it isn't cannibalism? <br /><br />Got that? As long as it doesn't feel or taste like human flesh, it isn't cannibalism. Soilent green anyone? You know if their god works some sort of funky magick so they can eat his/son's flesh and drink his blood…whatev.

The Church claims they have hosts that have turned into fleshy pieces and droplets of blood that they put on display for veneration sometimes. I guess…again, if their god does that for them, great. But, if Criss Angel can make me think he's levitating or pulling someone in half…I see it as no big feat to fool "the flock" into believing in a "miracle".

But yes, one minute it's absolutely real flesh and blood. And the next it's, no they're not cannibals. So…it's flesh and blood but…because their god works a miracle so that the accidents of the bread remain but the substance changes…so it looks like bread and tastes like bread but is flesh and blood…it isn't cannibalism?

Got that? As long as it doesn't feel or taste like human flesh, it isn't cannibalism. Soilent green anyone?

]]> By: Un[Censored] http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html#comment-1088 Un[Censored] Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:05:42 +0000 http://uncajoe.org/domains/aheathensday.com/?p=1009#comment-1088 It's so true. I posted something familiar on Easter...It's a Zombie Cult. They pray in the name of someone (Jesus) who was dead for three days and came back to life...aka: Zombie Jesus<br /><br />To prove their faith and show devotion, they eat "the body of Christ" and "Drink his blood" in order to be "like Christ"...so...You, too, can be a zombie...and live forever...<br /><br />*cough* It's so true. I posted something familiar on Easter…It's a Zombie Cult. They pray in the name of someone (Jesus) who was dead for three days and came back to life…aka: Zombie Jesus

To prove their faith and show devotion, they eat "the body of Christ" and "Drink his blood" in order to be "like Christ"…so…You, too, can be a zombie…and live forever…

*cough*

]]> By: Ulfrun http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html#comment-1084 Ulfrun Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:51:28 +0000 http://uncajoe.org/domains/aheathensday.com/?p=1009#comment-1084 I've also heard a joke about Jesus being a Zombie before. Can't remember it very well but it had something to do with rising from the grave and being "undead". I've also heard a joke about Jesus being a Zombie before. Can't remember it very well but it had something to do with rising from the grave and being "undead".

]]> By: Hrafnkell Haraldsson http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html#comment-1085 Hrafnkell Haraldsson Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:15:42 +0000 http://uncajoe.org/domains/aheathensday.com/?p=1009#comment-1085 Ugh. Hadn't heard that one. But yeah, a real low point for Western civilization to be sure. Think of all the brainwashed kids growing up today thinking it's a glorious thing to crusade for their god. Perhaps I should whip up a post on crusade facts...but I suppose the conservative Christians would just respond with horror stories about Islamic atrocities. They seem to think, even when it's true, that it excuses their own. Very childish but typical. Ugh. Hadn't heard that one. But yeah, a real low point for Western civilization to be sure. Think of all the brainwashed kids growing up today thinking it's a glorious thing to crusade for their god. Perhaps I should whip up a post on crusade facts…but I suppose the conservative Christians would just respond with horror stories about Islamic atrocities. They seem to think, even when it's true, that it excuses their own. Very childish but typical.

]]> By: Pom http://aheathensday.com/2009/08/christian-zombie-cult.html#comment-1081 Pom Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:42:39 +0000 http://uncajoe.org/domains/aheathensday.com/?p=1009#comment-1081 There were reports of the knights during the crusades actually eating (as the final insult) those Muslims they'd slaughtered just to drive home the point of their "superiority". There's some pretty ugly history there. There were reports of the knights during the crusades actually eating (as the final insult) those Muslims they'd slaughtered just to drive home the point of their "superiority". There's some pretty ugly history there.

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