13
Aug
2009
2009
I couldn’t resist throwing this little bit out there, since I got such a laugh out of it myself. For those of you who don’t know, Catholics think they are actually partaking of the body of Christ when they have communion (eucharist). Ancient Pagan claims that the Christians were cannibals were technically 100% accurate. You can’t say you are, after all, and then pretend that no, you’re not really. At any rate, a letter to “Catholic Answers Live” made the following statement:
Listening to your show made me hungry for the Eucharist
In other words,
Listening to your show made me hungry for human flesh
Sounds like some kind of weird zombie cult, doesn’t it?
There were reports of the knights during the crusades actually eating (as the final insult) those Muslims they'd slaughtered just to drive home the point of their "superiority". There's some pretty ugly history there.
Ugh. Hadn't heard that one. But yeah, a real low point for Western civilization to be sure. Think of all the brainwashed kids growing up today thinking it's a glorious thing to crusade for their god. Perhaps I should whip up a post on crusade facts…but I suppose the conservative Christians would just respond with horror stories about Islamic atrocities. They seem to think, even when it's true, that it excuses their own. Very childish but typical.
I've also heard a joke about Jesus being a Zombie before. Can't remember it very well but it had something to do with rising from the grave and being "undead".
It's so true. I posted something familiar on Easter…It's a Zombie Cult. They pray in the name of someone (Jesus) who was dead for three days and came back to life…aka: Zombie Jesus
To prove their faith and show devotion, they eat "the body of Christ" and "Drink his blood" in order to be "like Christ"…so…You, too, can be a zombie…and live forever…
*cough*
You know if their god works some sort of funky magick so they can eat his/son's flesh and drink his blood…whatev.
The Church claims they have hosts that have turned into fleshy pieces and droplets of blood that they put on display for veneration sometimes. I guess…again, if their god does that for them, great. But, if Criss Angel can make me think he's levitating or pulling someone in half…I see it as no big feat to fool "the flock" into believing in a "miracle".
But yes, one minute it's absolutely real flesh and blood. And the next it's, no they're not cannibals. So…it's flesh and blood but…because their god works a miracle so that the accidents of the bread remain but the substance changes…so it looks like bread and tastes like bread but is flesh and blood…it isn't cannibalism?
Got that? As long as it doesn't feel or taste like human flesh, it isn't cannibalism. Soilent green anyone?
@Ulfrun: If you remember the joke, share it here!
@[Un]Censored: when you put it that way… LOL Probably doesn't help them that some of their popes have actually looked like zombies.
@Gran: sounds like the Manson Family to me. Soilent green, huh? LOL I remember that film. It's a shame they only eat their god. If they ate each other too…
LOL! The nerve of you, H. *chuckle*